road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
