Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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