New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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