just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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