just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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