I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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