Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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