He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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