There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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