Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
