the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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