WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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