butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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