Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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