He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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