I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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