But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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