Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Randomize