remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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