dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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