16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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