Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
BRING THE BAGELS
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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