Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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