She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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