I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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