Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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