You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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