you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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