ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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