Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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