As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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