Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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