Are we in a gay sports bar?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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