You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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