wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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