My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
dude. I can hear the air.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize