I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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