piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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