i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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