its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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