C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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