I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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