I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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