I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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