id be glad to
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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