the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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