dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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