ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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