i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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