If that was your dad, he is hot
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Randomize
