i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Everclear isn't food dammit
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Randomize
