do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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