i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
