Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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