Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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