its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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